Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!
Who's There?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
- Eli Roth's Knock Knock is actually based on a 1977 horror-thriller film titled Death Game. The film is roughly the same in its set-up, in that it follows a well to-do businessman, husband,.
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Who's There?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip the gas tank please!
Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip the gas tank please!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework, Dad, I’m stuck!
Who’s there
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework, Dad, I’m stuck!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again,
I'll bash him!
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again,
I'll bash him!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.
Knock Knock!
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold!
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
How to give a tip!
If you have information on one of these cases, contact Lincoln Police at (402) 441-6000 to speak with an officer,
OR
Report your information anonymously to Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers. Reporting to the Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers is the only way to remain anonymous and/or be eligible for up to $1,000 in rewards.
To make your report to Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers choose any one of three methods:
1. Call (402) 475-3600
2. Leave an online tip by clicking the link on the post or click HERE to give them a general tip about something not posted on the site.
3. Download the App to report tips to Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers HERE!
Remember to include the CASE NUMBER with your tip, so they know what case you’re talking about!
Please note, all individuals are considered innocent until proven guilty in court.
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If you have information on one of these cases, contact Lincoln Police at (402) 441-6000 to speak with an officer,
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OR
Report your information anonymously to Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers. Reporting to the Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers is the only way to remain anonymous and/or be eligible for up to $1,000 in rewards.
To make your report to Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers choose any one of three methods:
1. Call (402) 475-3600
2. Leave an online tip by clicking the link on the post or click HERE to give them a general tip about something not posted on the site.
3. Download the App to report tips to Lincoln/Lancaster County Crime Stoppers HERE!
Remember to include the CASE NUMBER with your tip, so they know what case you’re talking about!
Please note, all individuals are considered innocent until proven guilty in court.
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